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: #Laughs "I'm fed up with your jealousy," the furious wife told her husband."Do you think I don't realize you're having me followed by a detective who's tall, blond, has green eyes and is very nice, although a little shy at first?"

: #Laughs Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. "Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other. "Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied "You fool, we could use those

: #Laughs What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were driving to Disneyland.

: #Laughs Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 02n - 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11 + 1 = 2

: #Laughs Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

: #Laughs There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash!There was only one parachute and a flashlight.The Brunette grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blond, "Ok, This is a mag

: #Laughs An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night.

: #Laughs |T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker's a surfing.

: #Laughs |A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

: #Laughs |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.
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