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: #Laughs |On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat.

: #Laughs The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar information concerning sexual activity has, until now, been unavailable.

: #Laughs Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal.

: #Laughs |A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

: #Laughs |Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:"Basketball is a game of two halves.""We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins.""You're either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middl

: #Laughs A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by two of the hospital's more attractive nurses.While manipulating the man's body they noted that the word "tiny" was tattooed on the head of his penis.Some mont

: #Laughs "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Certainly.

: #Laughs |Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.I will keep you, Suzy, busy,Make your head with heat grow dizzy.Tear in eye, your dress will tear.So shall I! Oh hear

: #Laughs A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in.

: #Laughs |Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop.One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment.The first guy was charged with breaking and enterin

: #Laughs Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, "I could make a lot of people very happy if I threw 1 million bills out of this plane."Hillary says, "Oh yeah, well I could make even more people happy if I threw 1 mi

: #Laughs If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at the same time.

: #Laughs Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE MEMO
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