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: #Laughs My love for you...

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: #Laughs |At my cousin's wedding, my dad (who doesn't much care for his nephew's bride) thought it would be funny to flick his cigarette at her back as she walked down the aisle.

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: #Laughs |OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz offOLD BIKERS never die, but they're hard on tiresOLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment awayOLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye awayOLD BO

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: #Laughs How is sex like air?It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any.

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: #Laughs Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old friend Chris the tractor salesman sitting up at the bar.

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: #Laughs Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore.So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom.

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: #Laughs "Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny.

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: #Laughs Sherlock Holmes and Dr.

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: #Laughs |Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.

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: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips.

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: #Laughs A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly.

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: #Laughs How many Borderline P.D.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco ball

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: #Laughs Redneck's Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None.

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: #Laughs Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an old Forest Service cabin, and they were concerned about his well being.

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: #Laughs A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, "What's going on?" She says, "Believe it or not, John, I've gone public!"

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: #Laughs My love for you...

: #Laughs |At my cousin's wedding, my dad (who doesn't much care for his nephew's bride) thought it would be funny to flick his cigarette at her back as she walked down the aisle.

: #Laughs |OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz offOLD BIKERS never die, but they're hard on tiresOLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment awayOLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye awayOLD BO

: #Laughs How is sex like air?It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any.

: #Laughs Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old friend Chris the tractor salesman sitting up at the bar.

: #Laughs Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.

: #Laughs Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore.So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom.

: #Laughs "Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny.

: #Laughs Sherlock Holmes and Dr.

: #Laughs |Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.

: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips.

: #Laughs A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly.

: #Laughs How many Borderline P.D.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco ball

: #Laughs Redneck's Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green.

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

: #Laughs Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None.

: #Laughs Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an old Forest Service cabin, and they were concerned about his well being.

: #Laughs A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, "What's going on?" She says, "Believe it or not, John, I've gone public!"

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