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: #Laughs A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanks his mom, and the

: #Laughs A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

: #Laughs After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up.

: #Laughs Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

: #Laughs Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

: #Laughs Jane was a first time contestant on the ,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents.

: #Laughs Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Someone who comes to your door and tells *you* to fuck off!

: #Laughs A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet abeautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."The frog is thrilled, "This is great!"Will
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