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: #Laughs If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !

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: #Laughs "Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too much about electricity." A few minutes later the boy said, "How does gas make the engine go?" "Son, I'm afraid I don't know much abou

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: #Laughs A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests.

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: #Laughs What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !

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: #Laughs Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.

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: #Laughs |What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!

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: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10.

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: #Laughs Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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: #Laughs Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin'Day wuz sleepin' good.

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: #Laughs An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of attmittance to heaven.

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: #Laughs What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues

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: #Laughs |Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion.

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: #Laughs There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote forest.

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: #Laughs Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !

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: #Laughs Two Scots, father and son, go to America. - Daddy, when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim.

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: #Laughs If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !

: #Laughs "Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too much about electricity." A few minutes later the boy said, "How does gas make the engine go?" "Son, I'm afraid I don't know much abou

: #Laughs A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests.

: #Laughs What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !

: #Laughs Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.

: #Laughs |What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!

: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10.

: #Laughs Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

: #Laughs Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin'Day wuz sleepin' good.

: #Laughs An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of attmittance to heaven.

: #Laughs What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues

: #Laughs |Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion.

: #Laughs There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote forest.

: #Laughs Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.

: #Laughs What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.

: #Laughs Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !

: #Laughs Two Scots, father and son, go to America. - Daddy, when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim.

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