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: #Laughs A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me?I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."The woman

: #Laughs Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out a large bouquet of flowers.The other proctologist looked really amazed and asked, "Where d

: #Laughs Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.

: #Laughs An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor's office."We have come for an examination," said the young girl."Alright," said the doctor.

: #Laughs A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood.

: #Laughs Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island."What should we do?", said Ed."Hmmm, let's think.", replied Fred.Ed shook his head, "No, let's do something you can do too!"

: #Laughs Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

: #Laughs You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time? Well they both went up to heaven.

: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3 Mark Goodier: What's the name of t

: #Laughs "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went." "You're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife.
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