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: #Laughs You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

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: #Laughs Why does Clinton play the saxophone?'Cause he can no longer play with his 'hore-monica!

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: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.

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: #Laughs There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.

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: #Laughs |Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?A: Robber ducks!Q: What kind of bird opens doors?A: A kiwi!Q: What language do birds speak?A: Pigeon Engl

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: #Laughs |If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.In marriage, the bridge gets a shower.

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: #Laughs An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat toy.

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: #Laughs My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible.

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: #Laughs What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky

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: #Laughs I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!

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: #Laughs How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.

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: #Laughs A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other.

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: #Laughs Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?" Jesus says, "Just hanging around."

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: #Laughs What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !

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: #Laughs your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !

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: #Laughs Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one knows...when the light comes on they all scatter!

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: #Laughs What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

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: #Laughs Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really.

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: #Laughs You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

: #Laughs Why does Clinton play the saxophone?'Cause he can no longer play with his 'hore-monica!

: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.

: #Laughs There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.

: #Laughs |Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?A: Robber ducks!Q: What kind of bird opens doors?A: A kiwi!Q: What language do birds speak?A: Pigeon Engl

: #Laughs |If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.In marriage, the bridge gets a shower.

: #Laughs An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat toy.

: #Laughs My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible.

: #Laughs What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky

: #Laughs I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!

: #Laughs How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.

: #Laughs A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other.

: #Laughs Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?" Jesus says, "Just hanging around."

: #Laughs What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !

: #Laughs your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !

: #Laughs Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one knows...when the light comes on they all scatter!

: #Laughs What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

: #Laughs Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really.

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