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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.

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: #Laughs Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.

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: #Laughs I admitted to my friend that I hadn't had sex for a while.My friend reassured me that I won't forget it, cuz sex islike riding a bicycle.I know it's been a while, but I don't ever remember pedaling...

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: #Laughs How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

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: #Laughs A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn.

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: #Laughs I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perch on my window sill.

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: #Laughs |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness.

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: #Laughs |What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!

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: #Laughs What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !

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: #Laughs How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted.

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: #Laughs 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.

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: #Laughs A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, ajaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay forit all.

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: #Laughs Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you?.swear you'll never do it again.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds.

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: #Laughs Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'.

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: #Laughs |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.

: #Laughs Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.

: #Laughs I admitted to my friend that I hadn't had sex for a while.My friend reassured me that I won't forget it, cuz sex islike riding a bicycle.I know it's been a while, but I don't ever remember pedaling...

: #Laughs How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

: #Laughs A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn.

: #Laughs I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perch on my window sill.

: #Laughs |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness.

: #Laughs |What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!

: #Laughs What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !

: #Laughs How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted.

: #Laughs 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.

: #Laughs A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, ajaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay forit all.

: #Laughs Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

: #Laughs Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you?.swear you'll never do it again.

: #Laughs A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds.

: #Laughs Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'.

: #Laughs |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr.

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