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: #Laughs A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for ,000+, and has 0.00+ in monthly payments.

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: #Laughs How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs

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: #Laughs Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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: #Laughs Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.

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: #Laughs A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front.

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: #Laughs An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor's only to find he didn't have long to live.

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: #Laughs Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little -- !

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: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

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: #Laughs Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None.

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: #Laughs |NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.

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: #Laughs Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ? Because England was discovered before the USA !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It's called Blonde.

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: #Laughs Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.

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: #Laughs What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !

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: #Laughs Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip.

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: #Laughs Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?" Jesus says, "Just hanging around."

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: #Laughs ~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL BEHIND A STEERING WHEEL? AN AIRBAG~WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK INTO A SPICE GIRLS EYES? THE BACK OF HER HEAD

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: #Laughs Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!

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: #Laughs A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for ,000+, and has 0.00+ in monthly payments.

: #Laughs How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs

: #Laughs Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !

: #Laughs Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.

: #Laughs A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front.

: #Laughs An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor's only to find he didn't have long to live.

: #Laughs Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little -- !

: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators.

: #Laughs Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

: #Laughs Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None.

: #Laughs |NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.

: #Laughs Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ? Because England was discovered before the USA !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It's called Blonde.

: #Laughs Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

: #Laughs Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.

: #Laughs What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !

: #Laughs Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip.

: #Laughs Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?" Jesus says, "Just hanging around."

: #Laughs ~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL BEHIND A STEERING WHEEL? AN AIRBAG~WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK INTO A SPICE GIRLS EYES? THE BACK OF HER HEAD

: #Laughs Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!

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