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: #Laughs A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

: #Laughs An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time as you get his bill.

: #Laughs When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did, didn't they hail him ?

: #Laughs One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door.

: #Laughs Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

: #Laughs Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

: #Laughs ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You'll be making under an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You'll be making under an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.PROFIT-SHARING PLAN:Once it's shared between the higher-ups, there won't be a pr

: #Laughs Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November.

: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

: #Laughs A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose.

: #Laughs I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.
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