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: #Laughs Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is definitely blue." "Thats not bad,Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or r

: #Laughs This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.

: #Laughs Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air.

: #Laughs |You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn

: #Laughs A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

: #Laughs What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.

: #Laughs 1) Never eat at a place called Mom's 2) Never play cards with a man named 'Doc' 3) Never get in bed with a girl that has more problems than you have.

: #Laughs Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
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