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: #Laughs |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree.

: #Laughs How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

: #Laughs |Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.

: #Laughs |All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control.Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything

: #Laughs |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.

: #Laughs To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timecards that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309).

: #Laughs Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.

: #Laughs Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and female."This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God is both b

: #Laughs What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

: #Laughs |A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection.The truck inspection revealed the truck had slick tire

: #Laughs A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times...He consults a doctor which, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years, your dick is burned out; you won't be able to make love mor
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