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: #Laughs Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home.

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: #Laughs The new nun goes to her first confession.

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: #Laughs Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !

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: #Laughs A Border Patrol agent is on duty.

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station.

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: #Laughs A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques.

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: #Laughs What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

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: #Laughs What do bees chew ? Bumble gum !

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: #Laughs Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !

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: #Laughs Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !

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: #Laughs What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.

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: #Laughs This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What happened to you?"He says: "I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!"Doctor: "But I don't understand.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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: #Laughs What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

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: #Laughs Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.

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: #Laughs "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

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: #Laughs The tourist: "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"

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: #Laughs Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.

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: #Laughs 'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum. 'yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'

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: #Laughs Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

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: #Laughs Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home.

: #Laughs The new nun goes to her first confession.

: #Laughs Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !

: #Laughs A Border Patrol agent is on duty.

: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station.

: #Laughs A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques.

: #Laughs What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

: #Laughs What do bees chew ? Bumble gum !

: #Laughs Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !

: #Laughs Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !

: #Laughs What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.

: #Laughs This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What happened to you?"He says: "I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!"Doctor: "But I don't understand.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

: #Laughs What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

: #Laughs Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.

: #Laughs "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

: #Laughs The tourist: "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"

: #Laughs Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.

: #Laughs 'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum. 'yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'

: #Laughs Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

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