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: #Laughs NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and "WildLife" Sec.

: #Laughs "Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song.Now that I'm her husband, it's beer, mama, and TV."

: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.

: #Laughs How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

: #Laughs Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache."I've got a beaut cure for a headache," said his mate Trev.

: #Laughs Q: What's a brunette's mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"

: #Laughs |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer."All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."

: #Laughs A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy years.

: #Laughs |We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car.

: #Laughs I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !

: #Laughs A new list of the "World's Shortest Books":STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet RenoHOME BUILT AIRPLANES-by John DenverDOWN HILL SKIING-by Sonny BonoHOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL-by Dan MarinoFLYING AT NIGHT-by JFK, Jr

: #Laughs Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.Hubby: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Wife: Yes, I see
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