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: #Laughs IDIOT SIGHTINGS...Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled a

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: #Laughs A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream.

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: #Laughs First ghoul: You don't look too well today.

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: #Laughs A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor.

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: #Laughs A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replies, 'That, sir, is entirely possible, you see our cook used to be a tailor.'

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: #Laughs Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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: #Laughs Why can't you circumcise Iranians? - There's no end to those pricks.

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: #Laughs Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.

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: #Laughs Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn.Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced 6 children.Holy Schitt, their first, passed on sh

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: #Laughs Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you.

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: #Laughs What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!

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: #Laughs The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough.

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: #Laughs What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box.

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: #Laughs Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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: #Laughs What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I.

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: #Laughs |What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!

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: #Laughs Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays.

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: #Laughs Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue."The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern.""Sure Pa, I know." the boy said.

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: #Laughs A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn't afford any more children.

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: #Laughs IDIOT SIGHTINGS...Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled a

: #Laughs A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream.

: #Laughs First ghoul: You don't look too well today.

: #Laughs A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor.

: #Laughs A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replies, 'That, sir, is entirely possible, you see our cook used to be a tailor.'

: #Laughs Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

: #Laughs Why can't you circumcise Iranians? - There's no end to those pricks.

: #Laughs Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.

: #Laughs Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn.Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced 6 children.Holy Schitt, their first, passed on sh

: #Laughs Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you.

: #Laughs What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!

: #Laughs The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough.

: #Laughs What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box.

: #Laughs Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

: #Laughs What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I.

: #Laughs |What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!

: #Laughs Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays.

: #Laughs Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue."The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern.""Sure Pa, I know." the boy said.

: #Laughs A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn't afford any more children.

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