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: #Laughs A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.

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: #Laughs How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !

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: #Laughs A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to have a heart transplant.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question.

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: #Laughs Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker.

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: #Laughs Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it fo

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: #Laughs Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!

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: #Laughs According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger e

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !

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: #Laughs "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago...""Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.""Like I was saying...

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

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: #Laughs Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.

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: #Laughs The general went to the doctor for a physical.

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: #Laughs They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow

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: #Laughs |A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission.Repeated requests for repair brought only promises.After several days, the phone company was aga

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: #Laughs A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head.

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: #Laughs |Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job.

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: #Laughs A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.

: #Laughs How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !

: #Laughs A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to have a heart transplant.

: #Laughs |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question.

: #Laughs Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker.

: #Laughs Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it fo

: #Laughs Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!

: #Laughs According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger e

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !

: #Laughs "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago...""Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.""Like I was saying...

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

: #Laughs Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.

: #Laughs The general went to the doctor for a physical.

: #Laughs They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow

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: #Laughs |A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission.Repeated requests for repair brought only promises.After several days, the phone company was aga

: #Laughs A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head.

: #Laughs |Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job.

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