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: #Laughs When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

: #Laughs The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") ageneral lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, b

: #Laughs Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!

: #Laughs A Jehovah's Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint,high pitched, "Come In".

: #Laughs When the office photo-copies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair service.

: #Laughs One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York.

: #Laughs Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.Two silkworms were in a race.

: #Laughs It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession.

: #Laughs |A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.

: #Laughs Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill for 0.00, which he paid.

: #Laughs DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.Tipper Gore Virus : When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a warning win

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !
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