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: #Laughs Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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: #Laughs "I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

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: #Laughs What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !

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: #Laughs Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear.

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: #Laughs While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie.

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: #Laughs Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

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: #Laughs What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.

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: #Laughs One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

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: #Laughs |Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!

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: #Laughs Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England.

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: #Laughs Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.

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: #Laughs When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

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: #Laughs THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.

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: #Laughs How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.

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: #Laughs A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood.

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: #Laughs A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink exceptthat gay guy over there"About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyonea drink except that gay guy o

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: #Laughs Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.

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: #Laughs A little girl was next in line.

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: #Laughs |It was a dark, stormy, night.

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: #Laughs Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

: #Laughs "I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door.

: #Laughs Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

: #Laughs What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !

: #Laughs Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear.

: #Laughs While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie.

: #Laughs Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

: #Laughs What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.

: #Laughs One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

: #Laughs |Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!

: #Laughs Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England.

: #Laughs Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.

: #Laughs When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

: #Laughs THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.

: #Laughs How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.

: #Laughs A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood.

: #Laughs A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink exceptthat gay guy over there"About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyonea drink except that gay guy o

: #Laughs Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.

: #Laughs A little girl was next in line.

: #Laughs |It was a dark, stormy, night.

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