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: #Laughs A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel.

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: #Laughs How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.

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: #Laughs Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job.

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: #Laughs A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other.

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: #Laughs There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell.Halfway through the flight the plane had engine trouble, the pilot warned the girls to assume the crash position, just in case they wen

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: #Laughs The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well.

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: #Laughs |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of these facilities, new rules are being put into effect concerning the selection of passw

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: #Laughs How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!

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: #Laughs What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !

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: #Laughs At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic."What's it cure?" asks a member of the audience.

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: #Laughs Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the business.

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: #Laughs Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1.

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: #Laughs A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

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: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

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: #Laughs Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

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: #Laughs What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!

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: #Laughs The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl.

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: #Laughs A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared.

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: #Laughs Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders of

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: #Laughs When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline th

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: #Laughs A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel.

: #Laughs How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.

: #Laughs Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job.

: #Laughs A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other.

: #Laughs There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell.Halfway through the flight the plane had engine trouble, the pilot warned the girls to assume the crash position, just in case they wen

: #Laughs The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well.

: #Laughs |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of these facilities, new rules are being put into effect concerning the selection of passw

: #Laughs How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!

: #Laughs What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !

: #Laughs At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic."What's it cure?" asks a member of the audience.

: #Laughs Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the business.

: #Laughs Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1.

: #Laughs A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

: #Laughs Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

: #Laughs What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!

: #Laughs The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl.

: #Laughs A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared.

: #Laughs Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders of

: #Laughs When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline th

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