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: #Laughs Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

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: #Laughs |Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No.

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: #Laughs It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.

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: #Laughs One neighbor says to the other, "Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, I saw you fucking your wife." Joe responds "The jokes on you, Stan, I was away on a business trip yesterday."

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: #Laughs What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

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: #Laughs Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy).

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: #Laughs IDIOT SIGHTINGS...Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled a

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: #Laughs |An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: "Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes."

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: #Laughs It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow.

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: #Laughs A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St.

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: #Laughs What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !

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: #Laughs Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !

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: #Laughs "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society matron asked the zookeeper."The principal difference is the North American species has a longer prick."This, as you might assume, distressed the ma

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: #Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!

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: #Laughs Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!

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: #Laughs 1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.2) The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.3) I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my hand through i

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: #Laughs Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck.

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: #Laughs A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

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: #Laughs Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

: #Laughs |Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No.

: #Laughs It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.

: #Laughs One neighbor says to the other, "Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, I saw you fucking your wife." Joe responds "The jokes on you, Stan, I was away on a business trip yesterday."

: #Laughs What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

: #Laughs Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy).

: #Laughs IDIOT SIGHTINGS...Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled a

: #Laughs |An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: "Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes."

: #Laughs It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow.

: #Laughs A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St.

: #Laughs What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !

: #Laughs Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !

: #Laughs "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society matron asked the zookeeper."The principal difference is the North American species has a longer prick."This, as you might assume, distressed the ma

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!

: #Laughs Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!

: #Laughs 1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.2) The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.3) I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my hand through i

: #Laughs Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck.

: #Laughs A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

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