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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain killers?A: After two he began to feel better.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money () But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus: money = sqrt(evil) Taking into account (), we have: Girls = sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil) And finally: Girls = |evil| Thus, Girls

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The scene is a dark jungle.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An' all ower de hood ereybody wuz' sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' goodWe hunged up our stockings An hoped like de' heck That ol Sanna Clause Be bringin' our checkAll o'de fambily Wuz layin in de beds While R

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What did the dentist say to the golfer? "You have a hole in one.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow."The father thought some and said, "OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy.Let's say that I'm a capitalist becaus

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A mother and her child were at a wedding.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for t

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