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: #Laughs Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John,A poor ex-marine with little fraction gone,It seems one night after gettin' with the wife,She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife.Penis, that

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: #Laughs Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl.

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: #Laughs How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.

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: #Laughs |A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane.

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: #Laughs When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he left a little thing.When God made woman,he made her out of lace.He didn't have enough,so he left a little space.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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: #Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred.

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: #Laughs What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.

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: #Laughs What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!

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: #Laughs How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!

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: #Laughs Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers.

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: #Laughs In Canada we have two Seasons...six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.

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: #Laughs Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed.

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: #Laughs |An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it's any good, I'll send you a check."In a short time he received the following reply: "Please

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: #Laughs A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, :"O.K., son.

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: #Laughs If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.

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: #Laughs What happened to Chelsea Clinton's younger brother?Monica swallowed him!

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: #Laughs It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through the midwest, when they were caughtbetween towns during a driving snow storm.The further they went, the worse conditions got, and they finallyslid o

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: #Laughs If Atheists don't belive in God......can they get insured for an act of god?

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: #Laughs A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn.

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: #Laughs Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John,A poor ex-marine with little fraction gone,It seems one night after gettin' with the wife,She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife.Penis, that

: #Laughs Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl.

: #Laughs How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.

: #Laughs |A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane.

: #Laughs When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he left a little thing.When God made woman,he made her out of lace.He didn't have enough,so he left a little space.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

: #Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred.

: #Laughs What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.

: #Laughs What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!

: #Laughs How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!

: #Laughs Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers.

: #Laughs In Canada we have two Seasons...six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.

: #Laughs Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed.

: #Laughs |An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it's any good, I'll send you a check."In a short time he received the following reply: "Please

: #Laughs A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, :"O.K., son.

: #Laughs If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.

: #Laughs What happened to Chelsea Clinton's younger brother?Monica swallowed him!

: #Laughs It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through the midwest, when they were caughtbetween towns during a driving snow storm.The further they went, the worse conditions got, and they finallyslid o

: #Laughs If Atheists don't belive in God......can they get insured for an act of god?

: #Laughs A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn.

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