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: #Laughs A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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: #Laughs The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.

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: #Laughs A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want todo the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend.

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: #Laughs Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.

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: #Laughs A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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: #Laughs In Florida there was a swimming contest.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care!

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: #Laughs Picasso's mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in Paris.

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: #Laughs It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.We are born naked, wet, and hungry.

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: #Laughs What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some day my prints would come!

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: #Laughs What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

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: #Laughs If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!

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: #Laughs Q : What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia's got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!

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: #Laughs An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot.

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: #Laughs A farm boy was drafted.

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: #Laughs How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.

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: #Laughs You know you're a redneck jedi when..

: #Laughs A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.

: #Laughs A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want todo the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend.

: #Laughs Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.

: #Laughs A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

: #Laughs In Florida there was a swimming contest.

: #Laughs What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Picasso's mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in Paris.

: #Laughs It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.We are born naked, wet, and hungry.

: #Laughs What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some day my prints would come!

: #Laughs What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

: #Laughs If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!

: #Laughs Q : What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia's got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!

: #Laughs An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot.

: #Laughs A farm boy was drafted.

: #Laughs How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.

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