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: #Laughs A doctor tells his patient -"I've got some good news and I've got some bad news for you".

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: #Laughs A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve.

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: #Laughs I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't brag to my buddies about my erections I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown and I kno

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: #Laughs |My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart.

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: #Laughs What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

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: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers.

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: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

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: #Laughs What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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: #Laughs To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying "I don't know."

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: #Laughs "So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?" asked the interviewer.

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: #Laughs A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

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: #Laughs Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

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: #Laughs Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.

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: #Laughs A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room.

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: #Laughs An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania.

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: #Laughs Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"? Waiter: We can dream, can't we?

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: #Laughs A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant.

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: #Laughs Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I'm an American.

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: #Laughs What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

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: #Laughs A doctor tells his patient -"I've got some good news and I've got some bad news for you".

: #Laughs A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve.

: #Laughs I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't brag to my buddies about my erections I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown and I kno

: #Laughs |My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart.

: #Laughs What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers.

: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

: #Laughs What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

: #Laughs To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying "I don't know."

: #Laughs "So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?" asked the interviewer.

: #Laughs A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

: #Laughs Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

: #Laughs Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.

: #Laughs A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room.

: #Laughs An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania.

: #Laughs Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"? Waiter: We can dream, can't we?

: #Laughs A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant.

: #Laughs Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I'm an American.

: #Laughs What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

: #Laughs Q.

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