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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!" "But sarge, that's a hydrant!" Sarge:"Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where they're stationed.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it's a memory hogger! It has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anyt

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.' So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent's desk. `So you do

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Ar

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor " "Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am a one?"I said, "If Bo Derek's a ten, you're a one".

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |The long awaited 1999 Darwin "Natural Selection" Awards have been released! These awards are given each year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elemen

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir fingers through their hair!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!

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