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: #Laughs Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town in northern Idaho, when a local rancher walks in carrying a wolf pelt.

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!

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: #Laughs Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together.

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: #Laughs What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.

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: #Laughs How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.

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: #Laughs How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !

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: #Laughs Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !

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: #Laughs A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

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: #Laughs A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her t

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: #Laughs You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you suddenly realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox and gave her your mail.As a woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I wait

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: #Laughs |"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes.""Before you start," said the big bloke in the corner, ", I'm Irish.""Don't worry," said the newcomer, "I'll tell them slowly."

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: #Laughs Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last week."Can I see it?" asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptlydropped his pants to show off his cock."Oooh," squealed his friend, "You look

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: #Laughs a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says "alright John, how you getting on today?"

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: #Laughs |The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor.

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: #Laughs What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones.

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: #Laughs How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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: #Laughs One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

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: #Laughs A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle.

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: #Laughs Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town in northern Idaho, when a local rancher walks in carrying a wolf pelt.

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!

: #Laughs Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together.

: #Laughs What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.

: #Laughs How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.

: #Laughs How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !

: #Laughs Aug.

: #Laughs Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !

: #Laughs A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

: #Laughs A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her t

: #Laughs You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you suddenly realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox and gave her your mail.As a woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I wait

: #Laughs |"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes.""Before you start," said the big bloke in the corner, ", I'm Irish.""Don't worry," said the newcomer, "I'll tell them slowly."

: #Laughs Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last week."Can I see it?" asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptlydropped his pants to show off his cock."Oooh," squealed his friend, "You look

: #Laughs a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says "alright John, how you getting on today?"

: #Laughs |The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor.

: #Laughs What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones.

: #Laughs How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

: #Laughs One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

: #Laughs A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle.

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