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: #Laughs Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill."

: #Laughs Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.

: #Laughs A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it.

: #Laughs A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. T

: #Laughs An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shovelling."To the Chi

: #Laughs How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.

: #Laughs A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...thebartender looks up and says " where the hell did you get that thing?The Parrot replies " Over in Africa, there's millions of them " !!!!

: #Laughs Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.""No.

: #Laughs When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said.

: #Laughs There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments

: #Laughs Why do men fart more than women?Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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