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: #Laughs Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."

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: #Laughs There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said.

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: #Laughs Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:Postulate 1: Knowle

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: #Laughs A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

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: #Laughs |An aging man lived alone in Ireland.

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: #Laughs What are the two greatest lies? "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth."

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: #Laughs What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?

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: #Laughs What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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: #Laughs Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

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: #Laughs Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?He didn't have the guts!

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: #Laughs Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God!

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: #Laughs While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said "File not found". I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed. He said, "Well it says

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: #Laughs Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.

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: #Laughs This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big way down here in Texas.""Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel.

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: #Laughs Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well, I saw this light at the window...!

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: #Laughs Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: "Thanks, Guys!"A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"A3: Do you guys all play for the same team?A4: Who were all those guys?

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: #Laughs Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."

: #Laughs There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said.

: #Laughs Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:Postulate 1: Knowle

: #Laughs A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

: #Laughs |An aging man lived alone in Ireland.

: #Laughs What are the two greatest lies? "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth."

: #Laughs What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?

: #Laughs What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like, he can't hear you.

: #Laughs Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

: #Laughs Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?He didn't have the guts!

: #Laughs Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God!

: #Laughs While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said "File not found". I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed. He said, "Well it says

: #Laughs Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.

: #Laughs This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big way down here in Texas.""Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel.

: #Laughs Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

: #Laughs What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well, I saw this light at the window...!

: #Laughs Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: "Thanks, Guys!"A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"A3: Do you guys all play for the same team?A4: Who were all those guys?

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