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: #Laughs My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !

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: #Laughs How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny? You stick your hands in her panties and it feels like you feeding a horse.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races.

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: #Laughs A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

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: #Laughs A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?""They're for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax.""Oh," said the blonde

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: #Laughs Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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: #Laughs How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water!

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: #Laughs Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.

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: #Laughs We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary."Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't.

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: #Laughs A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem.

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: #Laughs Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!

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: #Laughs |For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.

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: #Laughs |A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.He sits down and the doctor says, "What's the problem?"The frog says, "Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?"

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: #Laughs ARTERY.

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: #Laughs The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence.

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: #Laughs You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a sentence.

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: #Laughs Ted: Last night my computer died.

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: #Laughs How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing "What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?

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: #Laughs My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !

: #Laughs How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny? You stick your hands in her panties and it feels like you feeding a horse.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races.

: #Laughs A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

: #Laughs A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?""They're for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax.""Oh," said the blonde

: #Laughs Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

: #Laughs How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water!

: #Laughs Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.

: #Laughs We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary."Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't.

: #Laughs A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem.

: #Laughs Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!

: #Laughs |For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.

: #Laughs |A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast.

: #Laughs A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.He sits down and the doctor says, "What's the problem?"The frog says, "Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?"

: #Laughs ARTERY.

: #Laughs The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence.

: #Laughs You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a sentence.

: #Laughs Ted: Last night my computer died.

: #Laughs How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing "What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."

: #Laughs Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?

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