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: #Laughs Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It's "I did not inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I wasn't getting tail."He loves to sling it every day,The White House people all just say,That Billy Clinton has a wayOf making bulls

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: #Laughs What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.

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: #Laughs Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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: #Laughs Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lett

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: #Laughs More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO BUT......I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.

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: #Laughs What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!

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: #Laughs When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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: #Laughs Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys.

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: #Laughs That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!

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: #Laughs How many tax auditors does it take to find a .00 mistake in an expense report? Three.

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: #Laughs Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!

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: #Laughs If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).

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: #Laughs |A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.

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: #Laughs How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six...

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: #Laughs An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and has it looked over.The Chillyland mechanic from under the hood says: "Ma'am it looks like you blew a seal."The Alaskan woman replies wiping her fa

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: #Laughs How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.

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: #Laughs A father and son live on a farm.

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: #Laughs What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it.

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: #Laughs Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It's "I did not inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I wasn't getting tail."He loves to sling it every day,The White House people all just say,That Billy Clinton has a wayOf making bulls

: #Laughs What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.

: #Laughs Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

: #Laughs Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

: #Laughs Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lett

: #Laughs More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO BUT......I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.

: #Laughs What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!

: #Laughs When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

: #Laughs Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys.

: #Laughs That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!

: #Laughs How many tax auditors does it take to find a .00 mistake in an expense report? Three.

: #Laughs Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).

: #Laughs |A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.

: #Laughs How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six...

: #Laughs An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and has it looked over.The Chillyland mechanic from under the hood says: "Ma'am it looks like you blew a seal."The Alaskan woman replies wiping her fa

: #Laughs How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.

: #Laughs A father and son live on a farm.

: #Laughs What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it.

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