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: #Laughs A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on.

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: #Laughs What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

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: #Laughs Where do footballers dance ? At a football !

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain.

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: #Laughs A blonde goes into a Best Buy.

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: #Laughs Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!

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: #Laughs Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny tried out for the school play.

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: #Laughs *** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included.

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: #Laughs |INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1.

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: #Laughs |What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!

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: #Laughs An applicant was filling out a job application.

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: #Laughs What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !

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: #Laughs If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.If Oprah Winfrey married De

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: #Laughs A man calls his mother in Florida.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.

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: #Laughs Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.

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: #Laughs What is red and has seven dents?Snow White's cherry!

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: #Laughs When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank.

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: #Laughs A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on.

: #Laughs What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

: #Laughs Where do footballers dance ? At a football !

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain.

: #Laughs A blonde goes into a Best Buy.

: #Laughs Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!

: #Laughs Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.

: #Laughs Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

: #Laughs Little Johnny tried out for the school play.

: #Laughs *** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included.

: #Laughs |INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1.

: #Laughs |What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!

: #Laughs An applicant was filling out a job application.

: #Laughs What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !

: #Laughs If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.If Oprah Winfrey married De

: #Laughs A man calls his mother in Florida.

: #Laughs What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.

: #Laughs Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.

: #Laughs What is red and has seven dents?Snow White's cherry!

: #Laughs When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank.

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