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: #Laughs What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!

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: #Laughs Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.

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: #Laughs A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick.

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: #Laughs A little girl was playing up a tree near a church.

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: #Laughs If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!

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: #Laughs Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen.

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: #Laughs How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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: #Laughs Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

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: #Laughs There were three little boys visiting their grandparents.

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: #Laughs A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.C - COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.D -

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: #Laughs Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of the ocean.

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: #Laughs A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him toreach.After watching the boys efforts for som

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: #Laughs What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.

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: #Laughs A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks a second and he says, "It's a nice-a day!"

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: #Laughs Telephone Problems by Ron Number

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: #Laughs Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore?

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: #Laughs What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!

: #Laughs Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

: #Laughs Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.

: #Laughs A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick.

: #Laughs A little girl was playing up a tree near a church.

: #Laughs If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.

: #Laughs Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!

: #Laughs Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen.

: #Laughs How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

: #Laughs Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

: #Laughs There were three little boys visiting their grandparents.

: #Laughs A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.C - COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.D -

: #Laughs Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of the ocean.

: #Laughs A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him toreach.After watching the boys efforts for som

: #Laughs What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.

: #Laughs A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks a second and he says, "It's a nice-a day!"

: #Laughs Telephone Problems by Ron Number

: #Laughs Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore?

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