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: #Laughs Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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: #Laughs Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.

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: #Laughs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn't need to know that!

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: #Laughs Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?......

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: #Laughs *** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended by religious jokes.

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: #Laughs Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

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: #Laughs |Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow you to celebrate the season with a device attached conveniently to your belt.

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: #Laughs An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess.

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: #Laughs Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.

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: #Laughs A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp.

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: #Laughs How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.

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: #Laughs They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow

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: #Laughs He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant.

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: #Laughs Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.."I sure do," he replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter."Wow!" said his frien

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: #Laughs A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.

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: #Laughs If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter! WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off

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: #Laughs |Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.7 to share similar experiences of changing light b

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: #Laughs Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.

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: #Laughs |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" Customer: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Support: "What sort of trouble?" Customer: "Well, I was just typing along,

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: #Laughs Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

: #Laughs Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.

: #Laughs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn't need to know that!

: #Laughs Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?......

: #Laughs *** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended by religious jokes.

: #Laughs Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

: #Laughs |Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow you to celebrate the season with a device attached conveniently to your belt.

: #Laughs An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess.

: #Laughs Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.

: #Laughs A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp.

: #Laughs How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.

: #Laughs They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow

: #Laughs He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant.

: #Laughs Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.."I sure do," he replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter."Wow!" said his frien

: #Laughs A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.

: #Laughs If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter! WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off

: #Laughs |Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.7 to share similar experiences of changing light b

: #Laughs Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.

: #Laughs |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" Customer: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Support: "What sort of trouble?" Customer: "Well, I was just typing along,

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