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: #Laughs Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn't say:You woke me up for that? Do you smell something burning? Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?A: You only have to teach them to take off!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.

: #Laughs |A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the

: #Laughs A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.

: #Laughs Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know

: #Laughs As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strips:Lost: small apricot poodle.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

: #Laughs A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to aneighbour of his.

: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

: #Laughs I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!
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