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: #Laughs A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

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: #Laughs Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.

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: #Laughs What came first, the chicken or the egg? - I'd have to say it was the rooster!

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: #Laughs I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and then his wife.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It's harder to pick up.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.

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: #Laughs INTERVIEWER to job applicant: "Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"

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: #Laughs A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked.

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: #Laughs |Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer.

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: #Laughs Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who...had more on her body than on her mind?was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?took an hour to cook Minute Rice?got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?was an M.

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: #Laughs What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

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: #Laughs What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?

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: #Laughs A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits.

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: #Laughs "Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fi

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: #Laughs A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg.

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: #Laughs Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."

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: #Laughs A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

: #Laughs Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.

: #Laughs What came first, the chicken or the egg? - I'd have to say it was the rooster!

: #Laughs I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and then his wife.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It's harder to pick up.

: #Laughs What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.

: #Laughs INTERVIEWER to job applicant: "Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"

: #Laughs A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked.

: #Laughs |Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer.

: #Laughs Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who...had more on her body than on her mind?was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?took an hour to cook Minute Rice?got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?was an M.

: #Laughs What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

: #Laughs What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?

: #Laughs A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits.

: #Laughs "Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fi

: #Laughs A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg.

: #Laughs Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."

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