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: #Laughs Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.A consultant

: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said.

: #Laughs |Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994 In case anyone has od'ed on O.J.

: #Laughs How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

: #Laughs If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then... Hey, come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.

: #Laughs |A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes," replied the murderer.

: #Laughs First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !

: #Laughs A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

: #Laughs Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"
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