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: #Laughs A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out.A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says...

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: #Laughs What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother

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: #Laughs The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degre

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: #Laughs It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in hisOWN pockets.

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: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny catches his parents going at it.

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: #Laughs A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

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: #Laughs School Principal: I've called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldn't use so often.

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: #Laughs A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said ".00".She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive, so she rushed in and

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: #Laughs Mr.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !

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: #Laughs At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other.

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: #Laughs What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !

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: #Laughs Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!

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: #Laughs How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.

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: #Laughs What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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: #Laughs What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !

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: #Laughs A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas.

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: #Laughs You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat.

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: #Laughs A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out.A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says...

: #Laughs What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother

: #Laughs The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degre

: #Laughs It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in hisOWN pockets.

: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None.

: #Laughs Little Johnny catches his parents going at it.

: #Laughs A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

: #Laughs School Principal: I've called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldn't use so often.

: #Laughs A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said ".00".She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive, so she rushed in and

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !

: #Laughs At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other.

: #Laughs What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !

: #Laughs Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!

: #Laughs How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.

: #Laughs What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence.

: #Laughs What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !

: #Laughs A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas.

: #Laughs You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat.

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