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: #Laughs What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."

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: #Laughs A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who's in room24."Nobody" comes the reply."Good" says the man, "I must have escaped!"

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: #Laughs What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

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: #Laughs There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-an-hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes thedrink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.The poor man starts

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: #Laughs "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver.

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: #Laughs This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that

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: #Laughs There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other.

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: #Laughs What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !

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: #Laughs John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

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: #Laughs Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know

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: #Laughs A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn.

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: #Laughs We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown.

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: #Laughs Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She got so excited, The damn thing ignited, And burned all the hair off her snatch!

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: #Laughs A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"

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: #Laughs This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory.

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: #Laughs You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

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: #Laughs Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)

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: #Laughs The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! China ! China who? China late, isn't it? !

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: #Laughs Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10.

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: #Laughs What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."

: #Laughs A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who's in room24."Nobody" comes the reply."Good" says the man, "I must have escaped!"

: #Laughs What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

: #Laughs There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-an-hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes thedrink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.The poor man starts

: #Laughs "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver.

: #Laughs This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that

: #Laughs There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other.

: #Laughs What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !

: #Laughs John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

: #Laughs Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know

: #Laughs A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn.

: #Laughs We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown.

: #Laughs Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She got so excited, The damn thing ignited, And burned all the hair off her snatch!

: #Laughs A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"

: #Laughs This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory.

: #Laughs You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

: #Laughs Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)

: #Laughs The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! China ! China who? China late, isn't it? !

: #Laughs Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10.

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