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: #Laughs One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen."What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband."Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains u

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.

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: #Laughs Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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: #Laughs It beats being an American.

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: #Laughs Jett was trying to light a match.

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: #Laughs Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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: #Laughs Three drunks were sitting at a bar.

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: #Laughs The story takes place in a Christian school.

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: #Laughs How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?

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: #Laughs Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.

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: #Laughs "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow astronauts..."--Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apollo 11 anniversary celebration.

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: #Laughs |What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!

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: #Laughs What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.

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: #Laughs What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.

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: #Laughs A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

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: #Laughs Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.Child: Mother, where do babies come from?Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married.

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: #Laughs Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

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: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and chees

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: #Laughs This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18.

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: #Laughs What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? "Just flush it like everybody else does."

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: #Laughs One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen."What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband."Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains u

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.

: #Laughs Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!

: #Laughs It beats being an American.

: #Laughs Jett was trying to light a match.

: #Laughs Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

: #Laughs Three drunks were sitting at a bar.

: #Laughs The story takes place in a Christian school.

: #Laughs How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?

: #Laughs Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.

: #Laughs "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow astronauts..."--Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apollo 11 anniversary celebration.

: #Laughs |What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!

: #Laughs What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.

: #Laughs What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.

: #Laughs A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

: #Laughs Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.Child: Mother, where do babies come from?Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married.

: #Laughs Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and chees

: #Laughs This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18.

: #Laughs What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? "Just flush it like everybody else does."

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