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: #Laughs Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey

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: #Laughs People keep telling me I'm beautiful.

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: #Laughs What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!

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: #Laughs ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.

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: #Laughs What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.

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: #Laughs While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen down the hill.

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: #Laughs Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule TwoYou do not touch my daughter in front of me.

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: #Laughs What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!

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: #Laughs What did the envelope say to the stamp? "Stick with me and we'll go places."

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: #Laughs There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, with an awning below them.The American said to the Irishman: "I bet I could jump off this roof, land on the awning and bounce back off." So he jumped

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: #Laughs There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop".

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: #Laughs A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

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: #Laughs The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again.

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: #Laughs How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !

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: #Laughs An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand.

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: #Laughs What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.

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: #Laughs Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

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: #Laughs Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!

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: #Laughs What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.

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: #Laughs If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.

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: #Laughs Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey

: #Laughs People keep telling me I'm beautiful.

: #Laughs What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!

: #Laughs ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.

: #Laughs What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.

: #Laughs While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen down the hill.

: #Laughs Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule TwoYou do not touch my daughter in front of me.

: #Laughs What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!

: #Laughs What did the envelope say to the stamp? "Stick with me and we'll go places."

: #Laughs There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, with an awning below them.The American said to the Irishman: "I bet I could jump off this roof, land on the awning and bounce back off." So he jumped

: #Laughs There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop".

: #Laughs A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

: #Laughs The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again.

: #Laughs How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !

: #Laughs An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand.

: #Laughs What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.

: #Laughs Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

: #Laughs Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!

: #Laughs What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.

: #Laughs If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.

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