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: #Laughs A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem.Can you help me?""Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proudphysician, "They just came out

: #Laughs What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)

: #Laughs So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not".

: #Laughs A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery.

: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone

: #Laughs "I got your community service right here pal!" "Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on." "You couldn't carry Wapner's gavel you moron!" "You're not as easy to buy as others said you were." "No you robe wearing geek." "I don't

: #Laughs Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around and replies"Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you'll get us all killed"Sent by paully

: #Laughs The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man's oldest friend bumped into him.

: #Laughs Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Microsoft Barbie ...Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head
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