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: #Laughs Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more? Doctor: Sell!

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: #Laughs What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !

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: #Laughs A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together one Halloween, but when the time came to go the party, the woman told him to go on without her, because she said she had a terrible headache.

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: #Laughs What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul, stop monkeying around!

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: #Laughs Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing.

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: #Laughs Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

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: #Laughs |Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8.

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: #Laughs Bad: You can't find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.Worse: You're in it.Bad: Your children are sexually active.Worse: With each other.Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser.Worse: He look

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: #Laughs Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist.

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: #Laughs How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.

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: #Laughs Here's a silly one....Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

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: #Laughs Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol...

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank.

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: #Laughs My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.

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: #Laughs "I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot.

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: #Laughs I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago.

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: #Laughs There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, with an awning below them.The American said to the Irishman: "I bet I could jump off this roof, land on the awning and bounce back off." So he jumped

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: #Laughs Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more? Doctor: Sell!

: #Laughs What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !

: #Laughs A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together one Halloween, but when the time came to go the party, the woman told him to go on without her, because she said she had a terrible headache.

: #Laughs What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul, stop monkeying around!

: #Laughs Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing.

: #Laughs Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

: #Laughs |Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8.

: #Laughs Bad: You can't find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.Worse: You're in it.Bad: Your children are sexually active.Worse: With each other.Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser.Worse: He look

: #Laughs Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist.

: #Laughs How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.

: #Laughs Here's a silly one....Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

: #Laughs Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol...

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank.

: #Laughs My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs "I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot.

: #Laughs I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago.

: #Laughs There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, with an awning below them.The American said to the Irishman: "I bet I could jump off this roof, land on the awning and bounce back off." So he jumped

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