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: #Laughs Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.

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: #Laughs Q:Why didn't the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a "chicken".

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: #Laughs What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ? Alexander friend are coming over !

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: #Laughs |A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!

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: #Laughs What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable whilethe other is just having a baby.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you're talking to !

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: #Laughs A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was.

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: #Laughs Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir.

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: #Laughs Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

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: #Laughs The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass.

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: #Laughs Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room.

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: #Laughs Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

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: #Laughs A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: "Tomorrow evening at approximately 2000 hours Halley's Comet will be visible in this area an event which occurs only every 75 years.

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: #Laughs |The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Let's face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg in the eggplantNo ham in the hamburgerAnd neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.English m

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: #Laughs A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down a one-way street when a policeman pulled him over.

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: #Laughs Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

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: #Laughs Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.

: #Laughs Q:Why didn't the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a "chicken".

: #Laughs What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ? Alexander friend are coming over !

: #Laughs |A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

: #Laughs What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!

: #Laughs What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

: #Laughs What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable whilethe other is just having a baby.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you're talking to !

: #Laughs A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was.

: #Laughs Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir.

: #Laughs Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

: #Laughs The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass.

: #Laughs Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room.

: #Laughs Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

: #Laughs A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: "Tomorrow evening at approximately 2000 hours Halley's Comet will be visible in this area an event which occurs only every 75 years.

: #Laughs |The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Let's face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg in the eggplantNo ham in the hamburgerAnd neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.English m

: #Laughs A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down a one-way street when a policeman pulled him over.

: #Laughs Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

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