Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? Something that stinks and stings!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What should you say if he asks you "Am I your first"?"You might be - you look familiar"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower.

: #Laughs |The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb.

: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now.

: #Laughs What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark

: #Laughs What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

: #Laughs If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.

: #Laughs Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

: #Laughs A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman.

: #Laughs A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.

: #Laughs A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA.

: #Laughs Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? Something that stinks and stings!

: #Laughs What should you say if he asks you "Am I your first"?"You might be - you look familiar"

: #Laughs Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

: #Laughs Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away.

: #Laughs A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.

: #Laughs Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!

: #Laughs Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme