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: #Laughs |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words of wisdom:"Write in C."As the deadline fast approaches,And bugs are all that I can see,Somewhere, someone whisper

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !

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: #Laughs What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing.

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: #Laughs What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.

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: #Laughs How to Get There by Ridya Bike

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: #Laughs The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

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: #Laughs Don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a Weak End (Weekend).Don't keep him in the dog house too often or he might give his bone to the woman next door.Don't Spring on the Inner-Spring this Spring or there will be an Off

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: #Laughs There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry.

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: #Laughs How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None.

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: #Laughs There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-an-hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes thedrink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.The poor man starts

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: #Laughs Sorry Texans....A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap.

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: #Laughs Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in.

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: #Laughs A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes whodied January 3, 1803.

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: #Laughs Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork.Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! An author ! An author who ? An author joke like this and I'm off !

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: #Laughs Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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: #Laughs When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher.

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: #Laughs Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

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: #Laughs What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone into.

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: #Laughs Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the dark sunglasses Inflatable Anchor Smooth Sandpaper Waterproof sponge Waterproof Teabags AC adapter for Solar powered calculators Fireproof Matches Fireproof Cigarett

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: #Laughs |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words of wisdom:"Write in C."As the deadline fast approaches,And bugs are all that I can see,Somewhere, someone whisper

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !

: #Laughs What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing.

: #Laughs What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.

: #Laughs How to Get There by Ridya Bike

: #Laughs The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

: #Laughs Don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a Weak End (Weekend).Don't keep him in the dog house too often or he might give his bone to the woman next door.Don't Spring on the Inner-Spring this Spring or there will be an Off

: #Laughs There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry.

: #Laughs How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None.

: #Laughs There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-an-hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes thedrink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.The poor man starts

: #Laughs Sorry Texans....A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap.

: #Laughs Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in.

: #Laughs A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes whodied January 3, 1803.

: #Laughs Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork.Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! An author ! An author who ? An author joke like this and I'm off !

: #Laughs Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

: #Laughs When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher.

: #Laughs Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

: #Laughs What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone into.

: #Laughs Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the dark sunglasses Inflatable Anchor Smooth Sandpaper Waterproof sponge Waterproof Teabags AC adapter for Solar powered calculators Fireproof Matches Fireproof Cigarett

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