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: #Laughs |A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !

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: #Laughs A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip.

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: #Laughs A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago.

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: #Laughs Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment.

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: #Laughs Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - 0,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

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: #Laughs A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman.

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: #Laughs Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !

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: #Laughs The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman.

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: #Laughs The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon by Saul Jerushalmy & Rens Zbignieuw X.

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: #Laughs The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.

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: #Laughs Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the evening, NUN what so ever!Sent by Tiffany

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: #Laughs Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!

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: #Laughs Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. 'Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being.' Ther

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: #Laughs Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source: F.

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: #Laughs What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!

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: #Laughs A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals. "Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explained the clerk. "Look here," inquired th

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Crete ! Crete who ? Crete to see you again !

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: #Laughs |A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !

: #Laughs A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip.

: #Laughs A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago.

: #Laughs Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment.

: #Laughs Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - 0,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

: #Laughs A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman.

: #Laughs Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !

: #Laughs The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman.

: #Laughs The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon by Saul Jerushalmy & Rens Zbignieuw X.

: #Laughs The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.

: #Laughs Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the evening, NUN what so ever!Sent by Tiffany

: #Laughs Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!

: #Laughs Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. 'Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being.' Ther

: #Laughs Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source: F.

: #Laughs What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!

: #Laughs A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals. "Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explained the clerk. "Look here," inquired th

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Crete ! Crete who ? Crete to see you again !

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