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: #Laughs A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for

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: #Laughs One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there.

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: #Laughs Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up.

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: #Laughs The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 00 bet.The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.

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: #Laughs This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees an antique lamp.

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: #Laughs A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven.St.

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: #Laughs A city boy was on his first camping trip.

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: #Laughs What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

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: #Laughs What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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: #Laughs Why Beer is Better than Women1.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch.

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: #Laughs Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!

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: #Laughs ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang? A smell that keeps coming back!

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: #Laughs After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory.Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she'd

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a goodopportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny

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: #Laughs Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

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: #Laughs John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school callme."

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: #Laughs One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out "I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife." Both men ran away.

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: #Laughs Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.

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: #Laughs A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for

: #Laughs One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there.

: #Laughs Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up.

: #Laughs The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 00 bet.The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.

: #Laughs This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees an antique lamp.

: #Laughs A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven.St.

: #Laughs A city boy was on his first camping trip.

: #Laughs What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

: #Laughs What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

: #Laughs Why Beer is Better than Women1.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch.

: #Laughs Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!

: #Laughs ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang? A smell that keeps coming back!

: #Laughs After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory.Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she'd

: #Laughs Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a goodopportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny

: #Laughs Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

: #Laughs John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school callme."

: #Laughs One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out "I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife." Both men ran away.

: #Laughs Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.

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