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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!

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: #Laughs Public service announcements around the world.

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: #Laughs |How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party

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: #Laughs These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

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: #Laughs When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets!

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: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I d

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: #Laughs Q: What is Monica's favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

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: #Laughs Delmer: How'd you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second.

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: #Laughs |Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the tram

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: #Laughs An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

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: #Laughs Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudianslips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night.

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: #Laughs After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.

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: #Laughs Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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: #Laughs What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.

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: #Laughs What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.

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: #Laughs A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the nineties, you no doubt have manyquestions concerning romance, love, even s..e..x.

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: #Laughs Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!

: #Laughs Public service announcements around the world.

: #Laughs |How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party

: #Laughs These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

: #Laughs When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.

: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock.

: #Laughs Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets!

: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I d

: #Laughs Q: What is Monica's favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.

: #Laughs Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

: #Laughs Delmer: How'd you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second.

: #Laughs |Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the tram

: #Laughs An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

: #Laughs Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudianslips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night.

: #Laughs After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.

: #Laughs Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

: #Laughs What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.

: #Laughs What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.

: #Laughs A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the nineties, you no doubt have manyquestions concerning romance, love, even s..e..x.

: #Laughs Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

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