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: #Laughs Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

: #Laughs Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro." "What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen. "Qu

: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

: #Laughs A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

: #Laughs Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

: #Laughs Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
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