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: #Laughs What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!

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: #Laughs How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.

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: #Laughs A Jewish lady named Mrs.

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: #Laughs A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!

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: #Laughs Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

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: #Laughs The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that the consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Se

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: #Laughs Two postmen are on break having a cigarette.

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: #Laughs Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?" Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"

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: #Laughs |A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

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: #Laughs Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a new firm-wide software system.

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: #Laughs A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out.

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: #Laughs How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business.

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: #Laughs |When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously says he doesn't have it, who then turns to the next groomsman and asks the same question, and so on until the last person turns and grabs a giant box of Cracker Jacks that cont

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: #Laughs What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!

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: #Laughs A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

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: #Laughs What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!

: #Laughs How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.

: #Laughs A Jewish lady named Mrs.

: #Laughs A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!

: #Laughs Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

: #Laughs The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that the consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Se

: #Laughs Two postmen are on break having a cigarette.

: #Laughs Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?" Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"

: #Laughs |A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

: #Laughs Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a new firm-wide software system.

: #Laughs A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out.

: #Laughs How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business.

: #Laughs |When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously says he doesn't have it, who then turns to the next groomsman and asks the same question, and so on until the last person turns and grabs a giant box of Cracker Jacks that cont

: #Laughs What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!

: #Laughs A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

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